[Narrator:]
The Keeper had told them in order to reach Dregmour
they must go
beyond the horizon to the Hypergates Of Infinitude,
there they would be
able to harness a portal into his palace upon the
cliffs.
[Davidicus:]
Beyond the horizon....how should we travel into the
sky?
[Neildorph:]
I can help you I think! HHRRNNNNFFFF
[Lord Bonecrush:]
What...IS THAT?
[Narrator:]
A heavily scarred and beaten goblin appeared before
them, shaking
and stained with urine.
[Lord Bonecrush:]
What do you want?!?! Foul beast!??!?
[Neildorph:]
HRNNNFF I’m Neildorph! Yagolith the goblin king you
defeated was
my brother! MMMFF but he didn’t like me very muchhhhhh.
HRNNF
[Bovice:]
My god...the STINK
[Neildorph:]
But I can help you, as long as you don’t kill me!
HMMMMFFFFF The
Skypalace! The Dragonriders you can seek!
[Lord Bonecrush:]
Dragonriders?
[Neildorph:]
They ride into the skies! They are at war with each
other but
I’m sure you could use their assistance! NRRRFF
[Lord Bonecrush:]
Alright! This piss smelling goblin can show us the way!
[Neildorph:]
Can I quest with you? MMRREH
Collective (in unison): No! No! No! f*ck no!
[Neildorph:]
AW SCHMUCKLEBERRIES!