I Just Took A Crap And Thejon Came Out Lyrics

My name is Jon
I am a loser. A microphone abuser.
I've never ever ever ever ever been laid.
I am an asshole and a p*ssy
But at least I'm not that Emo Side Project guy.

I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt.

He's a poop head
I bet he doesn't get much head.
And he lays alone in his bed at night.
But so do I except I cry but I've got something in my
eye.
It must be theJon but I don't know if Jon's John is
really long.

Someone call the cops cause Jon is so hot.
Someone call the cops cause Jon is so not hot.

I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt. Okay, here's the sad part:

I still love him every day even though he called me
gay.
I still wrote him a song even if he is a jerk
sometimes.
I guess we all can be. That's just reality.
He's being really really mean to me,
Jon's being really mean to me.
But it's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep singing all the night long.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
Cause I just took a crap and theJon came out.

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