Aubrey Plaza Lyrics

[Intro: Shadoe Stevens + Frak]
Hi, I'm Shadoe Stevens with an intimate invitation to a pop party...
Was a hot day (Yes)
A hot da-ay
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[Verse 1: Frak]
Hot day, entrée, do you want horchata?
She say, "You can hit the road", she looks like Aubrey Plaza
She act like she a virgin, you are not Madonna
She say, "I don't give a f*ck. I look like Aubrey Plaza."
She think she finna change me like Barack Obama
But I'mma let her 'cause she's talkin' like she's Aubrey Plaza
She chucked the deuces, thеn she told me to live long and prospеr
But I'mma follow 'cause she's talkin' like she's Aubrey Plaza
She dropped her books up in the hallway (Oh, hi)
I tried to help, she hit me wit' that Kellyanne Conway
Started my sentence like, "Would you be my prom date?"
Said "I'mma let you finish" like Kanye wit' Beyoncé (Cold)
She conquered my heart, she's a conquistador
Still read her aura in Diadora, she's mi amor
She pulled up in a Kia Sport, then she made me sweep the floors (Damn)
She's mean as hell, she talks to me like she's Regina George (f*ck)
I finally made it to the promised land
Her room had a Gwen Stefani poster and a lava lamp
They could tell she was a bad bitch from her sonogram (woo)
I feel like I'm simpin' Aubrey Plaza, I'm her Aubrey Graham
I guess I love the idea of her
How the filters made her eyes gleam on IG Discover
See, in my dreams, I think I love her
But wake up in a fight scene that I rediscover
Cry me a puddle
She never learned how to apologize
We were supposed to be Bonnie-Clyde, rob the banks, start the ride
Rejected so bad I felt the tears in my mama's eyes
She killed me, my heart, and my pride: triple homicide (Damn)
All these emotions I can't even feel (woo)
Deep in denial so the pain is concealed (woo)
Cancel my plans like there's rain on the field (woo)
The Devil's persuasive, I'm takin' the deal (woo)
Aim for the heart, she was aimin' to kill
Pain in my heart, but I pay for the bills
She said that she ain't for the faint of the heart But the craziest part is I'm faintin' for real
[Chorus: Frak]
Howdy-do, how are you? It's your brand-new song
Aubrey who? Aubrey you, you could do no wrong
Abu-dee, abu-die, I been blue so long
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, I guess life goes on
Howdy-do, how are you? It's your brand-new song
Aubrey who? Aubrey you, you could do no wrong
Abu-dee, abu-die, I been blue so long
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, I guess life goes on, yeah

[Verse 2: Esem]
Shawty look like Aubrey, she don't want me prob'ly
Her tastes expensive and my pockets like Mahatma Gandhi
A walking zombie tryna get more than a little brain
Middle of her dinner date, I seen her through the window pane
Standin' in the rain, I got her door, but didn't get her things
Stizzle face
I wonder if she got a Tinder page so she can swipe left
When I shoot my shot like I'm Stephen
And get shot down like Wyclef
Call 911, I'm in Heaven when she givin' me that mean look
Forgive me if I seem shook, but Baby Cupid hit me wit' that clean hook
No radio edit
Radiohead 'cause I'm a creep and I'm a weirdo and she just like an angel - forget it
Different day, different setting
There she goes again, this fate and its essence
I take advantage and don't waste any seconds
Clear my throat before I asked her on a date and she guessed it
And told me "No", but yo, the way that she said it?
It's beautiful
[Chorus: Frak]
Howdy-do, how are you? It's your brand-new song
Aubrey who? Aubrey you, you could do no wrong
Abu-dee, abu-die, I been blue so long
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, I guess life goes on
Howdy-do, how are you? It's your brand-new song
Aubrey who? Aubrey you, you could do no wrong
Abu-dee, abu-die, I been blue so long
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, I guess life goes on, yeah

[Outro: Frak]
Eyes wide in the glass, skydive in the past
High tide finna splash and WiFi finna crash
Nice guys hit the dirt, skylines finish fast
White lies finish first, nice guys finish last
Eyes wide in the glass, skydive in the past
High tide finna splash and WiFi finna crash
Nice guys hit the dirt, skylines finish fast
White lies finish first, nice guys finish...last

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