The first time I saw you
Was the day that I hit puberty
You played a beautiful girl
Shunned by society
It wasn't your fault
You just smoked one laced doobie
That after school special
Made me wanna never do PCP
Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the twister of my burning want
Helen Hunt, you know I'm mad about you
I saw you naked in the waterdance
It was as good as it gets, in my pants
And for that I really want to thank you
Your husband's name was Hank right? Well my name is Hank too
Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the twister of my burning want
Helen Hunt, you know I'm mad about you
Once an ex-best friend of mine said he couldn't see
How an old and ugly actress could mean so much to me
Well a minute later looking down at him bleeding in the snow
I asked him who was best comedy actress four years in a row
Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the twister of my burning want
Helen Hunt, you know I'm mad about you
Helen Hunt, you know I'm mad about you.