Makin' Babies Lyrics

We've been together for a while, girl
Quite a while
And I think by now I know how
To make you smile
Oh you love evolution neurobiology
Elegant adaptations are so sexy
So I want to teach you the realities of birds and bees
We all know about giraffes, girl
They make me laugh
Their men have more sex with each other than
With their better half
And there is no better way to destroy
A mood than to make a tortoise noise
But I won't do that stuff
Just lovin' is enough
Oh, baby there's a lot of ways to make a baby
And if things are right for us I was hopin' maybe
We could try a couple out
See what the fuss is all about
It's just the birds and the bees and the chimpanzees
And if things go right maybe you and me
Dolphins certainly are cute, girl But I must boast
Dolphin sex lasts just twenty seconds at the most
But what I got is pretty dull
Next to the amazing barnacle
Their junk is 50 times bigger than their body size
And the male anglerfish gets completely screwed
Proving sometimes sex sucks even for the dude
But the violence prize goes to the flatworm
Using a sword-like penis to stab in his sperm
It's an uncomfortable world
But not for my girl
Cause, baby there's a lot of ways to make a baby
And if things are right for us I was hopin' maybe
We could try a couple out
See what the fuss is all about
It's just the birds and the bees and the chimpanzees
And if things go right maybe you and me
Oh, if things go right maybe you and me
Yes if things go right maybe you and me

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