For 40 years I ruled alone
Shed all those tears while on the throne
What got me through the pain and hurt
Was clinging to the memory of Albert.
I loved her so, my darling Vicky
So much, you know almost made me sicky
I was not liked in your country
But who cares when I had her love for me
Her love for me
Oh V and A
Oh A and V
Each way still spells L-O-V-E
Oh A and V
Oh V and A
They'll name a building after us one day
In love from our first Rendezvous
As queen had to propose to you
You were my rock in a crisis
Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed
We were a real celebrity pair
Was first queen Vic, first Albert square
The press watched every smile and flirt
Called us Alboria but i prefer Vicbert
Well you can call me Al
Oh Bert and Vic
Oh Vic and Bert
Nine kids good parenting advert
Oh Vic and Bert
Oh Bert and Vic
yet i found babies ugly, ironic
Eur! My eyes!
We set trends,
Started new traditions.
Christmas trees,
Wearing tartan with style.
Albert had,
The great exhibition.
Which made great Britain,
Albert-ophile
At last!
Oh Vic and Al
Oh Al and Vic
You showed our kids love with your stick
Oh Al and Vic
Oh Vic and Al
Ours was a truly grand affair Royale
Then Albert died
Which left just me
Just V no A
No A just V
Oh how i mourned my special pal
I love you Vic
I love you Al