Gay Or Taken Lyrics

It becomes so hard to meet someone, as we keep getting older
I went on 5 dates last month and each guy just got lamer
Now don’t call me judgemental, I don’t usually complain,
Come on guys, just realise, some things go without saying.

Well, one wore socks with sandals, and the other still had braces,
One guy had a mullet, and one the cops were chasing
When I finally had a date with what seemed to be a real man
He rolled up to my place in a mini van.

Oh why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just can’t catch a
Break
I don’t need a millionaire and I don’t need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isn’t wanted by the state.
Do I just attract too many loners? or my standards just set way too high?
I guess what I am saying is I’ll gonna keep on praying ‘til I find a man That isn’t gay or taken

I’m not knocking single guys who’ve really got the goods
I just haven’t found you and I sure wish that I would
Sick and tired of wasting time of guys like Billy Bob
Who willingly admit they think my brother’s hot

Why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just can’t catch a
Break
I don’t need a millionaire and I don’t need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isn’t wanted by the state.
Do just attract too many loners? or my standards set just way too high?
Guess what I am saying is I’m gonna Keep on praying ‘til I find a man that
Isn’t gay or taken
Guess what I am saying is I’m gonna Keep on praying ‘til I find a man that
Isn’t gay or taken

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