Absolute Cunt Of A Day Lyrics

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but
i shit myself instead
And the f*cking misses going off her f*cking head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold
it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little cunts
laughing
ive had an absolut cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a f*cking hour
then f*ck f*ck f*ck no f*cking towels
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me f*cking nose and split me f*cking lip
got me cock caught in me f*cking zip
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding cock swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up
and pulled me off to jail
no f*cking phone call, no f*cking bail!
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song
ive had an absolute cunt of a day

so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it
started
and how it ended all up here, and you f*cking lot laugh
and aint making it too easy
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
and im in too much f*cking pain to plead
and i dont give a f*ck if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and f*cking shoot me please!
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
ive had an absolute cunt of a day
everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud
to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt
of a day
ive had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of
them, ive had an absolute cunt of a day!!!

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