Hello John (the John Laws Song) Lyrics

Hello John, hello Lawsie, hey John, is that you?
Mate you've no idea how hard it was tryin' to get through,
Am I on the air? f*ckin' hell. Whoop, sorry I didn't know,
So I'll try not to say f*ck again alright, hello? Hello? Hello John?
(Hello John) hello John?

Hello John, hello Lawsie, g'day John is that you?
Mate I'm callin' from a pay phone and look I-I didn't mean to rude
before
And I'm sorry I said f*ck, alright, made a prick'a meself I know,
So I rang to say f*ckin' sorry mate, hello? Hello? Hello John?
(Hello John) hello John?

(Hello John)
Hello John, Lawsie, f*ckin' hell, what they doin'?
f*ckin' phone keeps cuttin' out and I'm tryin' talk to you
And I'm runnin' out of f*ckin' change, and I just wanna say hello,
And some cunt keeps on cuttin' me off, oh f*ck! Hello! Hello John?!
(Hello John) hello?!

Hello John, f*ckin' hell mate, cunts cut me off again,
And I just wanna have a f*ckin' chat and put my two bobs worth in, And them cunts keep f*ckin' cuttin' me off while I'm talkin' on the
phone,
Useless f*ckin' poofters bastards, oh f*ck! Hello! Hello John?!
(Hello John) hello John?!

(Hello John)
Hello Lawsie, Lawsie f*ck ya, oh f*ck I give up,
And stick your f*ckin' radio show and...and who gives a f*ck ya
pompous prick!
f*ck your radio show! Oh f*ck, I'll give another call, hello? Hello?
Lawsie! Mate.

Lawsie, John. (Hello John)

John, Lawsie, pick up the f*ckin' phone. (Hello John)

Lawsie, get one'a them hand maidens to pick up the f*ckin' phone!
(Hello John)

For Christ's sake then give us f*ckin' Darren Hinchy's number. (Hello
John)

Darren, I wanna talk to f*ckin' Darren Hinch, I got right off you ya cunt.
(Hello John)

Give us f*ckin' Hinchy's number, you don't wanna f*ckin' talk to me.
(Hello John)

f*ckin' Hinchy needs a maid at the moment. (Hello John)

Lawsie ya cunt!

7576724f5914eaff9383a8acbfd89b67