I s'pose you know, I'm no John bloody Farnam,
But then again I don't pretend to be,
But he's ya favorite rocker, and I'm just your average
ocker,
But his sloppy love songs make ya slide right off ya
seat.
So I thought f*ck it, if John can do it I can,
So I wrote a song that'll make you slide away,
And I recon my songs better, and I'll bet it gets ya
wetter,
It's called I'm gettin' dinkim' 'bout ya darlin,
'cause I've had a fat all day.
But then again, I know sweet f*ck all 'bout love songs,
Are they supposed to make ya smile or make ya sad,
And I don't wanna offend ya, so it's probably best I
don't mention,
The funny noises ya make each time we shag.
And I find it hard to explain the way you got me
feelin',
But I'd recommend ya as a root ta all me mates,
And it goes without me sayin', you give the best head
in Australia,
I'm gettin' dinkim' 'bout ya darlin,
'cause I've had a fat all day.
And I remember the very first time I said, "I love
you",
You looked back at me and smiled and said, "I love you
too",
So perhaps one day you'll hear me love song on the
wireless,
And ya bloody would too if I could just have me way,
And I'd cut me f*ckin' arm off, just to hear John
bloody Farnam,
Sing, "I'm gettin' dinkim' 'bout ya darlin,
'cause I've had a fat all day".
I never thought that I'd get roped in, by the old hairy
lassoo,
But I tell ya what I'll dedicate, me next ten wanks to
you... and the next ten too...
So there ya go ya see, I wrote ya f*ckin' love song,
And I hope ya like the things I tried to say,
Now there's only one thing missin', and that's Johny
Farnam singin',
I'm gettin' dinkim' 'bout ya darlin,
'cause I've had a fat all day, No bull shit.
I'm gettin' dinkim' 'bout ya darlin,
'cause I've had half a bar all day.