Kevin Bloody Wilson Supa Mega Fugly Lyrics

Mega Fuglys
sheilas you know that if they
didn't have a fanny between ther legs
would have a f*ckin bounty on their heads
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Complection like a pizza
With warts and moles and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the
mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in
the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would
play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her
face
She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for
being late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades
of shit
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she never yet been kissed Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the
tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the
nude
When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to
come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for
a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her
tits
And if i ever cracked my fat for her Id amputate my
dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that
f*cking sick
So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it
stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
Oh god, shes f*ckin ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,
With a hanging hemeroid twist