Gaga-plause Lyrics

I recorded this song while getting a massage.
I spent the past several months hiding in my ga-garage
Since I've been gone others have tried to claim the Ga-Ga Crown.
When Miley tries to be me, she looks like a slutty clown.

Now lets try on some bra's with claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet
trying to find an outfit
Cause I can't decide what to wear for this video
Gaga La Cage aux Folles
Montage!

What if I dressed up like a bug?
That's not your best look.
Or stand naked behind Doug?
I have to go to work.
There's nothing covering my butt.
That's not a new thing

Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn
What are you doing?
D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E
Is this a spelling bee
That skirt is not making it work
Don't twerk

R.S.T.L.N.E

Quit playing scrabble, please.
You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm done. Sometimes my lyrics are unintelligable
(WHAT!)
Because I put emphasis on wrong syllable
(AAHH!)
I like to read Dean Koontz and
Dean Koontz like to read to me

(He's not that good)

I was once full of shit now
I think shit is full of me

Check out my pixel bra br-bra-br-bra hotter than menopause pause give me Gaga claws claws claws

Hey everybody stop dancing and cheer for me
Cause I'm your boss-ba-boss ba-boss

Do it
This song is better than Roar
That song is so dumb
Katy Perry friggin sucks
She had work done
Here comes the spoiler alert

I am Ga-God
Watch the church get all the hurt
And I'm Ga-Ga-Clause

P.E.R.E.Z. I.F. U.R.
R.E.A.D.I.N.G.
T.H.I.S.
I.
H.A.T.E.
Y.O.U.R.
A.S.S.

Triple word score. I Won!

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