Gotta Digg Lyrics

When I'm feeling lazy at school or when I work
I sneak to my computer and then I like to shirk
I don't go online shopping, I don't e-mail with my mom
I open up my browser and go to digg.com

[Chorus:]
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh, another server's down!
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh, another server's down!

I always dig up Apple and I bury Microsoft
But when I said I was a girl Oh, all the diggers scoffed
And when I see those stories about Senator Ron Paul
I don't even RTFA
I just digg them all!

[Chorus]

The fanboys can be tiresome, they always are outspoken
And if you're listening Kevin Rose, the comment system
is broken!
I know digg isn't perfect, but be thankful for what
we've got
It's just like daddy always says, "At least it's not
Slashdot!"

[Chorus]

Gotta digg
Gotta digg
Gotta digg
Oh, whoa

[Chorus]

I gotta digg!

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