Debbie Gibson is pregnant, with my two headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation
We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
At a little bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us
Rootin tootin, ain't high falutin'
Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my butt in his face
He's teeny tiny two inches of terror, they're all gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot
No truth to the rumour about Spuds and Debbie G
Only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die
T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany, is wrestling in jello
Body slamming Debbie G, they're covered head to toe
Hard on, my hard on
I'm stark raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation