Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
The reason's worse than you think
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The reason's worse than you think, yeah!
I said don't ask me why I drink
Please don't ask me why I drink
You got no right to ask me why I drink
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Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask Wetdog why he drinks
Don't ask Will why he drinks
I don't ask Scotty why he always drinkin'
The reason's worse than you're thinkin'
Don't ask Simon why he used to drink
Don't ask Roscoe what he drinks
Don't ask Alberto, don't ask Bullethead
Don't ask me why I drink
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Don't ask me why I drink
(Simon!)
Don't ask me why I drink
Please don't ask me why I drink
Ya got no reason to ask me why I drink
Just don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
The reason's worse than you think
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
The reason's worse than you think
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink
Don't ask me why I drink