Sexual Pickle Lyrics

So much love, so little time
Today, kids like me are a dime a dozen
It's like crushin' on your second cousin
It's not fair
Life's so unfair

f*ck! i'm in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
f*ck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And i'm outta here
Oh, i'm so outta here

Love triangles, love quadrangles
A drag queen with her legs so tangled A drag king with his newfangled sexuality
What will he do to me?
What will she do with me?

f*ck! i'm in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
f*ck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And i'm outta here
Oh, i'm so outta here

And ** is taking my body
** ** (muffled by next line overdub)
Oh i'm so outta here

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