The Woodlands Lyrics

It was a beautiful evening
We all were straight up horny
The sky was clear and the stars were shining
The gate was locked, we were good at climbing
Over the top and now we're off running
Sit on a gravestone
Talk shit and get stoned
Find a dark shadow
Have sex and go home

And that was our plan
It was an excellent plan
Everything was going as planned
Getting high, having plans
Plan
Planned
Planned parenthood

Everything was going as planned until
Up walked a man
And said "You are the worst band ever!"

Were you kids coming in here to do drugs? (f*ck!)
Uh, what?
Were you kids coming in here to do drugs? (f*ck!) Uh, what?
Arrest us for having fun
We got some pot and you got a gun
Arrest us for having fun
We got a condom and you got a gun

Went lookin' for adventure
But that's not what I got and I
Went lookin' for adventure
But that's not what I got and I
Went lookin' for adventure
But all I got was a face full of crap and I
Went lookin' for adventure
But all I got was a face full of crap and I
I thought he'd be one of the nice ones
But he was a giant dick and I
I thought he'd be one of the nice ones
But nope, he was super pissed and I
I thought he'd be one of the nice ones

Maybe nice ones don't exist

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