Maynard:
f**ked Dolly Parton
f**ked Loretta Lynn
f**ked Barbara Mandrell
And f**ked all of her kin
I've f**ked Danny Pearl
I f**ked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f**ked the Judds
Paz: You f**ked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!
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My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
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Paz:
I f**ked Willie Nelson
I f**ked him deep inside
I f**ked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f**ked Dwight Yoakum
Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered
as she poked him
Paz: I f**ked the Judds!
Maynard: You f**ked the Judds?
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Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
f**ked Alabama
f**ked the Oak Ridge Boys
f**ked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f**ked the cast of Hee-Haw
I f**ked Glen Campbell, f**ked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f**ked his big white ass
I can't help it....
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