[Intro: Lil Phlegm]
Hey! Hey Boys! Welcome to the show!
Here, have a cup of popcorn, have a cup of popcorn
Grab your soda, grab your candy
The movie is about to start in 10 minutes
We're gonna have a great time
Gonna be a jolly old time, and-
Aye!
[Hook: Lil Phlegm]
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!
[Bridge: Lil Phlegm]
Hey guys, how do you like the movie so far
I think it's pretty fantastic
Oh, and by the way, my girlfriend Sabrina is coming over
Oh, hey, hey, hey Sabrina how's it going
Sabrina, Sabrina why do you have an ak-47 wha- aye!
[Verse 1: Lil Phlegm]
I don't swear but I'm not a Mormon aye
I won't drive a car unless its foreign aye
Sleeping on me yeah you snoring aye
I don't vape I don't take a- Soulja Boy
You lookin' wavy like a tsunami
I'll chop you up like some salami
Folding you 'round like you are origami
Yeah I'm a ninja feel like Ponny Ponny
[Verse 2: Big Inch]
You are a cringe normie you're poopy aye
My Fruity Loops are so fruity aye
My wrists be covered in rubies aye
And my eyes they are so droopy aye
My mom is beating me hard
You are a stupid retard
Ramen is what I am eating for lunch
And Dax eats wood chips for brunch
My lyrics, they are a doozy aye
Pull up on yo momma with the Uzi aye
Yeah it really burns when I peepee
But it's ok cause I drink beef tea
You know big inch be sipping on Voss
It be so wet just like my crocs
Yeah my homies be dripping with sauce
And my choppa says I am the boss
[Verse 3: Soviet Reunion]
Soviet man is back
I went and got a snack
Met a guy named Jack, he used a gat called Flak
And he stole my money that's why it took a year to get back here
My Lada got a flat
Had to sell my gat
Your cat is very fat
He needs to go get some combat
Go and drink some water
Went and saw the potter
Playing games with your daughter
I committed manslaughter
And I'm in jail for 20 years please break me out El Chapo
I'm with Eddy, Ed, and Edd
I took your mom to bed
My budget is a thread
I've been eating yummy bread
I'd rather boof instead
There's this other guy in my studio
I think his name is, Lukerman or something
[Interlude: Soviet Reunion, Lukermanonthetrack and Lil Phlegm]
Soviet man, what are you doing in my studio? Get out!
No, this is my studio little, little сука блять! This is my studio!
Get out of the studio right now, this is my studio
Nein, since when? This is Swamp. This is Swamp
We are not in the swamp
This is my studio!
What? Where did you come from? Where did you come from?
The trenches!
[Verse 4: Lukermanonthetrack]
Yeah I'm Lukerman
I stay on the track
Call me Blueface 'cause I got a Big Mac
Call me Soviet man 'cause I'm eating brie
Pull up on your mans and he says jeez Louise
I am dancing with the mandem
I am derpy so they call me funny random
I am playing games and I'm having fun
After this track, I am the number 1