[Verse 1]
We went to the Swedish furniture company
Bought our flat pack songs
Do you like your music bland?
I do, you seem to too
I hate it intense and sad
[Pre-Chorus]
The life I've always wanted
To alienate you
[Chorus]
We're nothing if not a pop act
We're a pop act
And this is how I faked it
[Verse 2]
It meant nothing to me
If it meant nothing to you
Forget we just did that
[Verse 3]
Maybe we should force it
That's what you'd like
You'd like that wouldn't you?
[Verse 4]
Went back to the Swedish furniture company
Returned our flat pack songs
I don't like my music bland
You do, that's good for
I like it intense and sad
[Pre-Chorus]
The life you've always wanted
To alienate me
[Chorus]
We're nothing if not a pop act
We're a pop act
And this is how I faked it