So take that to your spleen,
cause I'm now a part of P.E.N Fifteen!
I'm a member, it's true
I wonder what kind of awesome SHIT we'll do.
Maybe fly and kill evil kings!
I hope we do a crap-load of badass things.
I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings,
and all my dreams come true!
Many secrets will be revealed.
Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield?
My life has changed and my fate is sealed.
And I can stop sniffing glue,
until my lips turn all blue
BAD GUYS!
WATCH OUT!
I'll slap your face
with a big-ass trout.
You'll never know the wonderousness,
'cause you're now the stupidest,
And I'm the king of awesomeness.
I'd give it all for-
Love the taste of-
I'm on my knees for-
Take the girth of-
P.E.N Fifteen!
Can't get enough of-
P.E.N Fifteen!
Dedicate my life to-
P.E.N Fifteen!