I Steal Everything Lyrics

Want food but got no money
I'm screwed, or so it seemed.
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme:
Just steal everything!

For real, I'm not that picky
I'll steal whatever's in sight
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight
Hey, my crutch!
Nah, nah, loser! I steal everything!

Did you know this barbaric country?
They'll only give you money if you work.
Thanks, but no thanks - the man.
I'll keep steeling all I can
Instead of being a fashist yuppi jerk.

Hippie! f*cker! Slacker! Sucker!
Who would seek employments
When life offers such enjoyments?

Anything I get I can get for free
Besides, the economy's shit So I make haste for making exits.

Get chased by a murderous mob
Hey man, still beats getting the job
Am I right?

Asshole! Oh, wow! Douchebag! Hey, now!
Just one question: why, man?
'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen
That's completely fair, but in my defence:
Dude, your daughter's hot!

I feel that it's my duty to steal, 'cause stealing's an art
I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack
Candy from babies, the shirt off your back!

Credit indentities, thunder and seams
And intellectual property, whatever that means.
And if you'll look closer
This poor little orphan will steal your heart.

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