Handicapped Slut Lyrics

She’s got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she’s paralysed
I saw her sittin’ by the stairs, crying in her
wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score
(I got lucky!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (We broke her back
now I’m gettin’ in her crack)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)

I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around
her head
Our evening’s always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like
Jackie Chan
I know she’ll never run away

I’m here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You’re
gonna love it!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (Her computer does
the talkin’!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (It’s like f*cking
Stephen Hawking!)
My f*ck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the prettiest of them all.

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah!)

Front row parking, government checks
Our electric bed is f*cking killer for sex

Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin’ her around until my legs get cramps.

(Are you ready for some lovin’ baby? Here comes some
sunshine!)

(Whoo hoo hoo hoo!)

(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah!)

(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha!)

(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (Just what I need,
Yeah!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut (Oh, f*ck yeah!)
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut
(She’s my) She’s my handicapped slut

I’m a-rockin’, she’s a-rollin’, she’s a-rollin’ and rollin’
and rollin’. Always f*ckin’ rollin’

(She’s my) Handicapped slut.

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