Find a special crazy zone
Travel along a tube and find
Let it mess with your mind
Nooner, gonna interfere
Pullin' out your hair with a toothbrush
Nooner, making all the crazy
Unnecessarily lazy
Living like a hermit crab
Let the Nooner reach and grab
Pull your brains out by the stems
And never know when
Chorus
Nooner is the thing that's never been born
It likes to kill without being warned
Travel along that tube tonight
And let the Nooner die...