Salad Lyrics

Woke up this morning stepped out of my bed
Stomach was growling didn't have any bread
I opened my fridge to a marvelous sight
A big bowl of salad to sate my appetite

A mixture of green containing cabbage and bean
Full of antioxidants like beta carotene
I put it on the table, grabbed a fork and knife
Man this salad really changed my life

As it entered my mouth I felt the taste of god
I just had to put it down and use my hands to applaud
It was the best thing I've ever tasted in my life
All of my senses engaged in a strife

How can a leaf just change my belief
It took over my senses like a masterful thief
I stopped eating lamb and I stopped eating beef
It's like I've never known the feeling of grief

PLEASE DON'T EAT MEAT
It will make you sick and stop your heartbeat
GOING VEGAN HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
You won't even care about an afterlife

PLEASE DON'T EAT MEAT
It will make you sick and stop your heartbeat
You will feel better after eating a beet
Only eating salad is pretty sweet
Wicked Assassin on the beat

After eating the green I had to spread the word
I told everyone but they thought it was absurd
I gave them all a bowl and I told them to eat
Now my whole neighborhood has stopped eating meat

I went through the town, I knocked on every door
I fed them with salad until they asked for more
Over the land from the mountains to the shores
The vegans and meat eaters fought in a war The battle was fierce and much blood was spilled
Most of my friends ended up getting killed
From the ashes of the world a new order rebuilt
And then my destiny will finally be fulfilled

All over the world eating meat will be forgotten
We will finally fix the land that we fought in
A new dawn is coming up over the horizon
When all of the world is finally realizin'

PLEASE DON'T EAT MEAT
It will make you sick and stop your heartbeat
GOING VEGAN HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
You won't even care about an afterlife

PLEASE DON'T EAT MEAT
It will make you sick and stop your heartbeat
You will feel better after eating a beet
Only eating salad is sweet
Wicked Assassin on the beat

It's been three years since I stopped eating salad
I don't follow Wicked Assassin and his ballad
Meat is the best thing that I've ever known
He thinks he's won but the resistance has grown

Watch out a Coup d'état is coming
War drums of skin and bone are drumming
From far and wide the meat army is summing
The end of the vegan empire incoming

Vegans are not so easily defeated
On my throne of green I will still remain seated
You're going to wish that you would've retreated
Cause now your army is gonna get deleted

I now call upon the powers of the mighty green leaf
I'm gonna get rewarded for my constant belief
Of a whole new army I'm commander in chief
Minions of salad to destroy the beef

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