Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
I never thought i made it, until I finally ate it
Frat boy Darth Vader, the chronic masturbater
You know my rhymes are heavy, you just gotta weight it
Frat boy Darth Vader, he's the anal raider
He does it if he wants it, he's never gonna quit
Frat boy Darth Vader, he's a mad hater
That is his opinion, you're never gonna change it
Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
I don't like to boast, but I eat a lot of toast
Travelling from coast to coast, looking for the finest roast
I don't think you heard me right, I don't like to boast
I am literally better than you in every single way
You're a f*cking pathetic piece of shit
You're a disgrace, I spit on your face
You don't even know how to properly prepare bread
Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
I never thought i made it, until I finally ate it
Frat boy Darth Vader, the chronic masturbater
You know my rhymes are heavy, you just gotta weight it
Frat boy Darth Vader, he's the anal raider
He does it if he wants it, he's never gonna quit
Frat boy Darth Vader, he's a mad hater
That is his opinion, you're never gonna change it
Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
Frat boy Darth Vader, the holy crusader
I drop hard like an anchor
I roar like a rancor
I got so much money you can call me banker