My p*ssycat was scratching at my back door
He scratched so hard,poor p*ssy got sore,
Sore p*ssy...sore...p*ssy,
just a friendly little cat
My p*ssycat was sitting out on the front step
It started to rain and my p*ssy got wet
Wet p*ssy...sore...wet...p*ssy,
just a friendly little cat
My p*ssycat was playing out in the back lot
Played so hard,poor p*ssy got hot
Hot p*ssy...sore...wet...hot...p*ssy,
just a friendly little cat
I left my whiskey bottle out last night
My p*ssycat drank it and it got real tight
Tight p*ssy..sore..wet..hot..tight..p*ssy,
just a friendly little cat
My p*ssycat was rockin in the rockin chair
He rocked so hard, he lost his hair
Bald p*ssy..sore..wet..hot..tight..bald..p*ssy,
just a friendly little cat
My neighbors stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbors to set my p*ssy cat free
Free p*ssy..sore..wet..hot..tight..bald..free..p*ssy,just a friendly little cat