It's Too Hot Lyrics

My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what

Then I start to realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the matress and my butt

It's too HOOOOT
it's to hot in here
I'm gonna fall out of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer

I forgooooot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed
And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea
I think I'll take a bath in it instead
It's too hot.

Layin' on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today

Sprayin myself with an upside down air can
makin love with the window fan
Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today

It's too HOOOOOT
It's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting and that's what's got me down

It's too Hoooot
This whole state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire
It's too Hot

The United Nations
Says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year

The burning sun
wants eleven thousand and one
But it's not gonna get me y'hear

Sweating in my basement all alone
watching hotness prevails by the wine cone
Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star

How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change.
It's 102 in Montana in the Dark

It's too HOOOOOT
I'm Doing a funny dance
Cause I bought a bag of ice cubes
andI put them in my pants

It's to HOOOT
It's too hot in here
Before I pass out
please pass me my beer
It's too hot.

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