Sleep On You Parody Lyrics

Allright lets do this yall

I am adorable (so precious) Im a tween
sensation (girl
screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult
situations.

Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I
aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im
not sure what Im
saying.

Ive seen many different girls and seen
their second
bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You
dont have zits
or braces

Im so glad its finally you and me and we
are all alone
Except my dad whos over there cause
hes the chaperone.

I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing
to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on
the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and
then a Pixar
movie,
And then maybe later you could just let
me see your
boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.

Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you
weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my
advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of
Ushers
dances.

Lets go to my dads car, and make the
windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I
dont know what it
means.

Most of other boys will play you for a
fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today
at school.

I know how please you cus I can do sex
good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I
found in the
woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.

When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.

Dad: (spoken) You are definitely
grounded

JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)

DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know
where I
went wrong

JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.

DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre
being creepy

JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting
kind of sleepy.

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