While dogs were f*ck in the kitchen
My girl just f*cked with my mind
Why dont you have got a real job
Why are you just f*ck your time?
So i had to go to Murphys,
Coz i couldnt write a rhyme
I drank a lot of whiskey and guiness
And I f*cked well fine
When i go to home I bang my girl,
I always do that
Maybe Im a crazy man but thats my attitude
When I go out with my Paddys,
We dont like drink bloody a water,
And when I drink a whiskey,
Thats always what I do