I was sitting with a bloody head
Ourside of X
At the Berekely Square
In my proud boy dumbness
Half drunk, half sexed
Half conscious
Lenny said "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said "checking is for wimps"
So I flew into the hedge
Up and and above
Looking at the blue skies below
Flying like a dove
I was head over heels
When I hit the manhole cover
Kathleen walked up said "You alright?"
No I'm in pain duh
Well sleavless shirts
And catholic school skirts
Small girls big cars,
For me it's the oher way around
She said "Just show me where it hurts"
I said you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground
And we could have some kids
If we're lucky they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents
In the pride parade
I swear I almost cry
Every year that they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy
Kathleen